Forcing women to adhere to the anti-choice attitudes of state legislators forces men to do the same, and will have serious consequences both on men's lives and lifestyles.....Oh crap! The Texas legislature wants to ban abortions that occur after 20 weeks in most situations. Those stupid sluts you want to nail are going to get freaked out! They may not spread their legs as easily if they only have 5 weeks to get an abortion! You better oppose this if you want to get laid, because nothing's more of a turnoff than the thought of a back-alley abortion. (Apparently, clinic abortions get some women's nipples hard?)
Your sex life is at stake. Can you think of anything that kills the vibe faster than a woman fearing a back-alley abortion? Making abortion essentially inaccessible in Texas will add an anxiety to sex that will drastically undercut its joys. And don't be surprised if casual sex outside of relationships becomes far more difficult to come by.
But it's useful, because it really illustrates secular humanism in the wild: the fear that, someday, you may be forced to moderate your desires for anything other than the liberal cause of the moment. What a standard! Humans should never be expected to do such things, ever.
It's a little like reading a reaction to news that health insurance companies are going to raise rates for the morbidly obese. How terrible! These anti-choice fat cat businessmen are *making life for binge eaters uncomfortable*. They may be forced to skip one of their three daily visits to the all you can eat buffet. People may actually *lose weight*. Will these nutjobs never see fit to let us live by the standards of our choosing?