For all their hostility towards theism in general and Christianity in particular, there's one kind of Christian the Cultists of Gnu absolutely love: the perpetually apologizing, shame-filled, doubt-wracked Christian.
A Christian who repeatedly apologizes on behalf of all Christianity for every single sin a self-proclaimed believer ever committed, who will talk about the monumental doubts they have in their faith, who will talk about how atheists not only can be as moral as Christians but as a matter of fact (in their experience) almost always are vastly more moral? Who has nothing but kind words and praise for atheists and skeptics, and open bitterness for any (particularly conservative) Christian leaders?
Be one of these and you can practically count on a guest post at Myers' swamp.
They are useful idiots with yellow crosses stitched on their clothing.