A: Any particular reason there's one of those obnoxious rainbow flags flying outside the church today?
B: Oh, I'm glad you asked. The priest decided to engage in some LGBT outreach today! Isn't that great!
A: Sure, of course.
B: I knew you'd react like... wait, what?
A: I said sure. Whatever. Rainbow flag, wow. Community, love, et cetera.
B: I... expected a different reaction from you.
A: Well I can't say I'm surprised, since the new priest is, shall we say...
B: Loving and caring?
A: Tremendously gay.
A: So anyway, I've seen this day coming.
B: That doesn't explain why you're taking it so well.
A: Well, I suppose it's due to a change in philosophy.
B: Wow. Really?
A: Yeah. What's Francis say? Yada yada, the church is for sinners, it's a field hospital and so on.
B: I'm not sure I'd call the LGBTQ community sinners, but that's progress for you.
A: Yup. I think he's right.
A: Which is why I decided to invite some sinners of my own.
B: That's great! What community did you decide to WHY ARE THOSE MEN WEARING MAGA HATS!?
Group of C: YEAAAAH! LET'S MAKE CHURCH GREAT AGAIN!
A: Hey! You guys showed up!
B: OH MY GOD NO.
C 1: WOO! This is an AWESOME CHURCH.
C 2: HIGH ENERGY COLORED GLASS
C 3: WE'RE GONNA SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN!
B: WHY ARE THEY HERE.
A: Well, I told some of the Alt Right guys I hang out with that our bible study has free pizza...
A: And one of them asked if it was a BYOB thing, and I admit I never thought about it...
B: NO NO NO.
A: It's cool, they're sinners. Trust me on this.
B: THEY ARE OFFENSIVE, ROTTEN, INSULTING...
A: Hey, field hospital, right?
B: THEY ARE UNREPENTANT SINNERS.
A: Yup. So's the confused person in the Cher outfit and the goatee that puts mine to shame.
D: Excuse me, I'm Lena Dunham.
A: That explains the gut.
B: THIS IS A PLACE OF LOVE, THERE'S NO PLACE FOR..
A: What, wounded? At least these guys are Christian.
C 1: TOTALLY into the Christ child.
C 2: LOVE his story. HIGH ENERGY DEITY.
A: Admittedly, their theology needs some work...
C 3: AWESOME how he stood up to Shere Khan
A: ...We'll get to it.
B: There's NO place in the church for...
A: What, lowbrows? Loudmouths? Rude people? You just marched a pride parade in here.
B: THAT is DIFFERENT. THEY ARE...
A: Unless the next your word out of your mouth is 'repentant', it means nothing.
B: I don't want to be part of ANY community where they're welcome!
A: Wrong kind of good samaritans? We're not a field hospital for THOSE sick people?
A: You can tell a lot about a Christian by the kinds of sinners they prioritize, eh? Wages of a decaying culture. Now we both have our preferred wayward souls to minister to.